Hearing noises? Seeing things? Call Home Safety Hotline! Our operators are standing by, waiting to give you the answers you need to protect your home from all manner of pests and household hazards.

• Navigate a vast catalog of safety information using the latest in 90’s technology.
• Listen to original jazzy lo-fi music by David Johnsen while you place callers on hold.
• Correctly deduce what’s in your callers’ homes or else leave them to suffer the consequences.
• Learn about the various untold horrors that live inside your home.
• “Phobia Toggles” – An accessibility option that allows you to disable in-game images for common phobia triggers including arachnophobia and more. Ashen

1. Click the Download button below and you should be redirected to Links.
2. Download The Game from the given link.
3. When the game is downloaded Double click the game folder and run the Pre-Installed (Already installed) Game and play it.
4. Have fun and play! Make sure to run the game as administrator and if you get any missing dll errors, look for a Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all the programs in the folder.